The so-called swine flu isn't as serious as anticipated, it doesn't appear that the Justice Department will issue criminal charges in connection with torture, and the UN says the Israeli army was reckless. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today's top stories in about 3 minutes. Bloopers, t shirts and more at http://gnooze.com ! Sign up for twitter updates at twitter.com/gnooze for a glimpse inside the mind of Marta! Thanks to Oz J. Thomas for the show open! Check out http://www.ozjthomas.com for more. Music by Pistol Youth: http:pistolyouth.com and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design - http://www.lettuceoffice.com